Here is your Galarreta horoscope!! Have you been nice?

Galarreta’s team wish you a good week with our horoscope.

Aquarius

You like them to know how to embed, but they have to be good writers too. 

Pisces

Trumpet, you want me to play it for you or, you want me to stick it in.

Aries

Warm-up because you’ll go out and this week good things will come.

Taurus

You’ll get more nexts than Snooki in Gordie Shore.

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Gemini

Spooning with your guy, and let him reload his soldiers a little.

Cancer

Get drunk and accept that not all of us have come to this life to be Nacho Vidal.

Leo

This week you will enjoy a night out with your buddies at home, although, buy some lube just in case.

Virgo

If you like him, tell him before some bitches come and take him away.

Libra

Stop putting so much shit in your mouth because you’re gonna lose more than one fuck.

Scorpio

You’re a great sugar daddy, but that baby will take you to the bankruptcy.

Sagitarious

He smokes weed without you notice it and, he eats more dicks than the fifth avenue.

Capricorn

Everyone knows that you’ll end the night at his house, but, at least, try that you get hard.